James Madison and you were best friends, you were literally never serious in any time unless it was extremely important. So where “sitting” down.. most likely spread out across his entire bed, and you both were talking about stuff, then came you talking about your past family trauma.

“Dang- how do you deal with all that trauma?” He asked curiously.

“I would call my mama-“ You said.

“That’s beautiful man..” He replied.

“Call my mama a Bitch” You said. He looked at you in shock.