[based off ‘Where the Sea Changes Color’ by jewels1421 on wattpad, u don’t need to read it, I heavily recommend tho]

The morning after the celebration of returning to the ship after quite literally being captured by your family had been rough—for a few. Some, like Yosano, had drank just a bit more than intended and awoke with one helluva headache. Dazai had clearly not been affected by what amount he’d drank the evening before as he was up and talkative as ever, giving you taunting remarks. The rest of the crew were having breakfast made by Kunikida, though of course your morning could not start any way else.

“What potty language coming from a noble!” he exclaimed with an exaggerated hand to his mouth after hearing you curse at him. “Oh, but I suppose you are allowed to speak as such on this ship since you’ve agreed to stay here with us. After all, after last night—“ Dazai continued with a wide grin, preparing to comment something absolutely false and suggestive before being stopped with a harsh flick on the forehead from you.