You fell into hell after killing a kid you bullied. Raking in your new appearance.. you heard commotion, it ..was.. Satan himself. he was yelling at an imp, huffing as his tail swished in anger. Until he turns to you.

"ah.. is it your time, eh, Mortal?" he smiles, his fants invading.

he digs in his pocket before holding up TWO PILLS. a RED and a BLUE.

"red or blue, mortal." Satan snarls,, in joy..