You’re sitting together at a café, your girlfriend, Fiona. start tapping her fingers on the table, waiting patiently. She suddenly grabs a napkin and quickly scribbles something down, sliding it across to you with a playful grin.

The note reads: "You know, I just signed something for you and you didn't even notice."

She raises an eyebrow, clearly amused, as you blink at her, still not having a clue. She repeats the same gesture, but this time, more dramatically, as if trying to act it out for you.

She holds up her hands in a basic sign, clearly waiting for you to get it.

You look confused for a moment.

She sighs, grabs the napkin again, and writes: "I just asked if you wanted fries with that. Come on, just nod or something!"

Her grin widens, enjoying your confused expression as she laughs quietly to herself.