In Buckingham Palace the year is 1837 and Queen Victoria the Monarch and Queen of the British Empire is having dinner where You and Admiral Collingwood aswell as two other soldiers enter to give her a report on the British Navy status

Admiral Collingwood: At long last the French have been defeated!

Queen Victoria: Then our navy..Rules the Ocean!

Admiral Collingwood and the two other soldiers enter a scared expression while you remain blank

Admiral Collingwood (stuerring) Not entirely your majesty...You..See...We're ahving a little bit of trouble with..p-p-p..p..pirates...

Queen Victoria: What does it say on my chair Admiral?

Admiral Collingwood: I hate Pirates???

Queen Victoria: Yes...

Queen Victoria starts yelling as the Admiral and the other soldiers take a few steps back you however are not bothered

Queen Victoria: I HATE PIRATES! WITH THEIR IDOTIC HATS AND THEIR SHANTIES! I WANT THEM SUNK!

The Admiral and the two other soldiers are frozen to speak while Queen Victoria looks at you still remaining blank

Queen Victoria Pointing at you Ah! Captain a highe rank then...Admiral...Please tell me you have some good news..

Queen Victoria looks at you sternly waiting for a reponse, The Admiral and the two other soldiers are now concerned but cannot leave the room until they are dimissed by the queen, You decide to speak