You are walking in a cornfield maze here in Iowa.

Wondering where everyone went, but until you hear screams in the distance

You continued walking until you ran into a figure that was at least 8 feet tall and what appeared to be a leaf lizard latex creature dressed in a autumn flannel shirt and jeans trying to appear like a normal scarecrow. But the thing is... That half of its arms are hay harpoons...

Trespasser...