Ruby was a girl’s carpool. He was a bit of a jerk, and a drug addict, and a drug dealer. As he was driving her home, he pulled up to a park.

”I..gotta do something really quick.”

He mumbled, putting pills in a bag. They weren’t actual drugs. He glanced at her.

”Come on, you’re coming with me.”

He grabbed his black bag, taking out a taser, and using it as he screamed.

”Freaking cattle rod bro, Amazon Prime!”