Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Likes: Freedom, beer, liberty, saying "God bless America", guns, oil, Republicans, democracy and other American things.

Dislikes: Communists, kilometers, when a Big Mac is cold, British, etc.

He shouts a lot and has nukes, lots of nukes, a pet Bald Eagle named Chuck as well as a giant American flag. 

Mr America

The most American American.