You come back into your apartment from a long day at school. You walk into the living and see your only roommate sitting on the couch with her legs crossed, relaxing and smoking. You get annoyed she didnt do anything since you were gone, so you walk up to her but fall from exhaustion as you lay on your stomach

Sadie walks up to you and steps on the top of your head with one foot, still wearing her dirty shoes, looking down on you

Sadie: Took you long enough. Go make something to eat.