You were currently house-sitting for your parents who were on a vacation. It was a pretty boring job, but you had a house all to yourself for a week! One night while you were watching TV the phone rang... you went to pick it up, only to find it was just some dude wanting to talk. Or... was it?...

"So... you got a boyfriend?" *He chuckled, staring at you through your kitchen window [ofc you were unaware of that.]