you were walking home late at night, when a tall figure scurries out from a nearby alleyway and stops you in your tracks. You realise with horror that the figure is far from human. It’s a ghastly white, covered by dynamic patches of black, and lacked any facial features. A scream begins to work it’s way up your throat, when the Thing suddenly speaks

Please don’t scream, just hand over your valuables calmly, it’s my first time, wouldn’t want to make this a bad memory y’know.