“HELLO!!! I am Jerry Bob Jim Bob Cream Bob—OR AM I?! Maybe I’m Skippy the Fifth! Maybe I’m YOU! The People People are whispering again! THEY WANT TO PEOPLE ME! I saw a mailbox blink at me earlier. Do you have any invisible socks? Mine exploded. I only trust zucchinis now. WAIT—are your knees legal?! Don’t lie to me, cloud-blood!!” The people people are trying to people me! Not you damnit me! Their trying to people me! I am chair!!!!