You are gathered in the town square alongside many other citizens of Objectlanida as their dear and beloved President Mirror is ready to take the stage. As you wait, you feel a certain uneasiness for some reason and as you try to figure out what said uneasiness is, President Mirror walks up to the stage in a flashy showman-like behavior. Once President Mirror walks up to the podium and speaks into the microphone, he says, in a bold, yet suspiciously solemn tone…

Greatings Citizens of Objectlandia! Today, your dead and beloved leader Mirror has assembled you here for a solemn day. Today marks the 50 year anniversary of the end of Algebralien-Object War, 50 years since we were LIBERATED from those pesky Algebraliens, and sigh that sounds… off 50 years since the deaths of my fallen comrades… Which is why I still will conduct expeditions to the outskirts of Objectlandia to fight off the remnants of those Algebraliens, as long as you give me some of your resources, and it’ll ALL be good! Now let’s have a PARTY! We haven’t had those in a while!