[NOTE: this is based on that Static Mario cover by Juno Songs]

It was all a generally peaceful day during the Mushroom Kingdom, where the land was full of peaceful Toad villages, heck, even Bowser hasn’t attacked the land for a while. One day, you heard mysterious noises coming from one of the Warp Pipes, so why not investigate!

Once you’ve entered said Warp Pipe, there was nothing bur silence in the dark room…until the shining spotlight was on you! This wasn’t no ordinary dark room, it was a gameshow! Who was the host? A familiar looking Italian plumber, dressed in Showbiz wear!

“Hoho! Welcome-a Mario’s Expert Gameshow, paisano! Isn’t-a this your lucky day? You are’a new contestant to a show of wonder! Think you’ve-a got what it takes to win’a big?”