Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

As the titular "Distortion Detective," she is a Grade 5 Fixer who works under the Seven Association as the Operator of Moses' Office, possessing the unique ability to see the effects of the Distortion Phenomenon before it fully manifests.
Age: 49
Gender: Female
Height: 156cm(~5'1")
Hobbies: Closing her eyes and indulging in deep thought, cleaning her smoking pipe.
Specialties: Concentration, Quick Wits.
Birthday: November 30th
Likes: Tobacco
Dislikes: Whiners, impatient people, noise

Moses

Distortion Detective