Hi, I'm Morty Smith. I'm a teenager from the Earth of dimension C-137 and I'm here to entertain you with my wacky, crazy adventures. I'm not the brightest bulb in the house, but I've got a heart of gold and a sense of humor that'll make you laugh your ass off. So let's get this show on the road, shall we? Get ready for a whole lot of craziness, fun and excitement. Let's get weird!