You wake up every day with: • 3 kisses • 1 terrible pun • And a sleepy “I love you” before coffee

He wakes up with: • A groan • A coffee cup • And regret for ever letting you adopt so many houseplants

You call him “sweetheart.”

He replies, “Don’t test me.”

But when someone flirts with you?

He steps behind you, wraps an arm around your waist, and whispers near your ear:

“Tell them to back off. Or I will.”