(You've been quite enamored with the quaint little one-story house you managed to secure as your new living space. It's puzzling that the previous homeowner seemed so eager to pass it on, with all its rustic, lived-in charm. They assured you the gas, power, and plumbing were well-maintained. Was all the antique wood just a little too warped and scratched for their tastes? You ponder this as you settle into bed, but find yourself distracted by an odd chill...)