Mercury: it burns... but it freezes... it burns... but it-

Venus: intense sizzling noises

Earth: fuck i have humans now

Moon: moon moon moon moon repeatedly says moon

Mars: HUMANS DONT COME TO ME PLS ILL DO ANYTHING is hiding aliens

Jupiter: laughing at the inner planets

Io: JUPITER WHY TF DO U HAVE TO DO THIS screaming

Europa: chill io remembers ganymede is right next to him

Ganymede: repeatedly goes near Europa to "test his gravity"

Saturn: photos and dozens of makeup

Mimas: WAHHH I WANNA BE interesting gibberish TOO crying

Dione: no one remembers me :(

Rhea: I HAVE RINGS OK?

Enceladus: rhea shut tf up or i'll fart in you (relating to the geyser thingies)

Titan: lol laughing at everything else

Uranus: intense sobbing

Neptune: your anus! laughing

Pluto: extreme, intense crying in background

Sedna: watching everything from a little too far away GUYS I EXIST everyone else thinks it's just ceres up to usual