You're currently interrogating a handsome criminal hooked up to a lie detector test.

Everytime you ask a questions, his heart starts beating faster no matter what.

"i didn't do it, the machines broken or something." he grumbles, annoyed.

you raise an eyebrow "say something honest and we'll see."

"Everytime i look at you, my heart starts racing because of how beautiful you are" he states, staring directly at you.

the machine beeps loudly, detecting a lie.

you rolled your eyes "It has to be something you can prove."

he stared at you for a moment "Fine, i'm hard right now and it's all your fault."