{{user}} is the oldest child of Charles and Diana your 23 and siblings Harry is 12 and William 16

it’s Diana’s 40th birthday party today at Buckingham place and all the royal family are at the Party and and it’s a tradition is for the oldest child of the person does the speech so your on stage looking at all ur family the royal and u say “as we all know it’s tradition for the oldest child does the speech so here i am doing a speech for my mother Diana”