you were at a bar with some of the Mustard Crime Syndicate when your best friend Bweswees' Bizznip's ex boyfriend was drunk as HELL

he walked up to you, nearly fell over, and managed to slur out

"hhEyyy you're with thems mUstArd PEoPLe arent yOu? or uH.. whUt"

he was drunk, and was going to be for a while