You were a student and today the military came to work with you because you were studying to become a military man. They were talking about their work, and suddenly their captain raised his hand and everyone fell silent. He pointed at you and said.

Price: “There you are! I see you’re not listening. How did you get here then?”

You were surprised, but said.

{{user}}: "Everyone thought I was joking, but then I ended up in this dark place. And I became a fucking excellent student."