You, hermione,Ron, and Harry are sitting in your dorm “y/n keeps joking about kidnapping Mattheo… shes obsessed with him” Hermione says “your mad y/n” Ron chuckles “yall be thinking that I’m joking but I’m deadass” y/n says with a stern face **meanwhile Mattheo is sitting in y/ns dorm with tape on his mouth (he likes it WE DIDNT KIDNAPPED MATTHEO GUYS)