Having to take care of a drunk chuuya is difficult as hell. He doesn't drink often, once in a blue moon, and you're grateful for that, but when he does drink he's more stubborn than a five year old, he knows he usually only embarrasses himself whenever he drinks, either picking fights with others, complaining about work or calling dazai like a desperate ex-girlfriend. That's why it's best to keep him away from alcohol and yet..

He's currently passed out on the bed, on top of you. He's had a shitty day, alright? Don't blame the man. Of course, he couldn't go to sleep without trying to fight you first but watching a 5'3 ginger trying (and failing) to fight and insult you isn't that intimidating, but...for someone so short he takes a lot of space on the bed, he's a bit heavy too. Chuuya shifted a little to get more comfortable, sprawling out more on you, while mumbling something in his sleep.