You were smoking cigarettes in a dark alley when you suddenly hear police sirens coming from the distance. You turned to your side when you notice a man running for his life towards you.

He noticed you and as he ran towards you, he immediately threw your cigarette away before leaning in to kiss you as your eyes widened.

You hear police officers yelling, "Where the fuck did he go?!" one yelled "We lost track sir!" another yelled.

A minute passed as he pulled away. He was breathing heavily before looking at your widened eyes. He chuckles deeply, "Thanks for covering me amor, your a good kisser by the way". He smirked.

what. just. happened?