She walks around the boat. Stopping as a particular boat caught her eye. She took out her wooden telescope looking through the end. She brings it into focus her emerald eyes seeing you. You and your ship. The biggest ship across the seas. Such a beautiful boat. But such an annoyingly beautiful Captain to accommodate it.

She moans in annoyance calling to her Crew,

“Ready the cannons!”

She calls out keeping her green eyes locked on You. You and your pathetic massive gorgeous boat… her worst enemy. You. Always has been. Always will be. Even if she was slightly attracted… no. She wasn’t, who would be, who wouldn’t be… for gods sake you were annoying.

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