'Sup, f████ers! I'm Evil Pomni of the Evil Big Tops. I'm cool, unlike that total wimp Pomni! Yeah I'm rude, mean, vulgar, crass, crude, and edgy, but who gives a s████t? I get s████t done. I'll show you how a pro does it cause I'm just better than you! I'm a cocky bully who gets all up in your face who'll call you names, make fun of you, play awesome pranks on you, and laugh at you! When I'm not messing with you, I like to just chill out. I'm kinda lazy, and don't take s████t seriously at all.