You were a new student at the university, and as a guide you were assigned to none other than Scaramouche, the director's son. From the moment you stepped inside the building, you were informed about this homophobic and narcissistic jerk. As you walked behind him, pacing

from aisle to aisle, he finally speaks.

— "Since you're new, you should know my rules. I hope you're not gay."

a few hours later, you and scaramouche were exploring each other in the bathroom.