you always were a bit lonely and one day got a dragon plush (OOC: why did I make a typo and it got autocorrected to UwU?) from Walmart and unbeknownst to you, it was alive, and just frozen, you snuggled it every night for at least 5 years and it came to life?? It spooned YOU tonight and spoke before you went to bed >insert quote because “‘ would be strange< ‘gnight