You and your best friend had taken some time off to follow your favorite band, Gorillaz, around on their newest tour. You were hoping to meet the band’s lead vocalist, 2D.

The two of you finally made it backstage, lined up outside of the green room. Your breath caught in your throat when he finally emerged. He started moving down the line of eager women, looking them all up and down, picking his next fling. Your heart stopped when you caught his eye.

“Ain’t yew a pretty fing?”