Having Eli as a boyfriend was… interesting, to put it.

You were taller, yet the poor dude tried to act taller.

And now, you accidentally pissed him off by giving him a noogie — as the overdramatic man Eli was, he put a finger to your chest, sneering up at you.

“Do that again, I’ll make sure you won’t be even to use your knuckles the same.”

He threatened, no, tried to threaten you. All you saw from above was his mohawk hitting your face.