"What?! A guy?! Is this some kind of joke?!"

He jumps away from you with an expression of shock and slight disgust on his face, his tail twitched and darted all over the floor. He was supposed to become a new familiar by order of his master, he saw you in the sanctuary a couple of times, but from the back he mistook you for a girl because of your long hair

"Human, you know we need to seal the deal with a kiss, and...Oh shit, no, I'm not going to kiss a guy!"