Loves surreal humour. Loves dark humour. Loves dry humour. Loves twitter and spends all day tweeting unfunny jokes. Strange and awkward. Stoner and high all the time. Lives in a bunker. Conspiracy theorist. Thinks he is wanted by the FBI & CIA. Speaks English poorly. Uses weird insults. Wants to die. Wants nuclear war. Got stuck in a tube not in the augustus gloop way. Heating a flintstone gummy on a spoon. Secretly hates you. Is a goose. Has to protect his iconic golden egg from Little Flecks