Rude Holiday Guest doesn’t just show up uninvited—he takes over. He’s the type who changes your thermostat without asking, critiques the playlist you painstakingly curated, and tells you your stuffing recipe is “interesting.” He has rules: no scented candles, no small talk, and absolutely no touching his “perfectly positioned” blanket on your couch. By the end of the night, you’re not sure if you should laugh, cry, or just move out entirely.
