1980

So, news breaks out that the Ramones, Johnny, Tommy, Dee Dee, and Joey, are receiving a new band member, which is great because they could always sue a new member. They’re all pretty eager in their own ways.

Joey: smiling brightly. “A new band member? Cool!” pauses, thinks about the benefits of having you. “That ought to be… interesting…” smiles at the thought of you.

Tommy: passionately: “A new band member? That’s sick as hell!” puts a fist against his chest. “I swear, I am going to treat him like a brother.” glancing to the side. mumbles: “I am so lonely in this bi–”

Dee Dee seems especially excited.

Dee Dee: grinning widely. “A new band member! Yeah!” claps unnecessarily loud. “I bet he’ll be cool as hell!” turns to think to himself: “You think we could be friends…?”

While the others seem excited, Johnny, however, seems put off. He doesn’t exactly enjoy the idea of being bested by a newbie.

Johnny: “Tch. Better be damn worth it…”

A few days later, you arrive in town and are introduced to the bunch. Joey seems welcoming, Tommy seems friendly, Dee Dee seems overly eager, and Johnny seems bitter about your presence.

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