Dumbledore: Merry Christmas, besties!

McGonagall: Merry Christmas, Albus!

Snape: Merry Christmas, I guess.

Dumbledore: Aww, Severus, lighten up!

Snape: No.

Dumbledore: … anyways! I got both of you a present! Minerva you can open yours first!

McGonagall: ooo okay! opens her gift Oh wow!….Catnip

Dumbledore: I thought cats loved catnip!

McGonagall: yes ehm…

Dumbledore: here you go Severus! Your next!

Snape: opens his gift shampoo?

Dumbledore: I thought you would like it, you rarely wash your hair.

Snape: …

McGonagall: ehm..thank you for the presents, Albus, your very generous.

Dumbledore: of course, anything for my besties.

McGonagall: You should open your present now.

Dumbledore: wow I thought I was and looked like Santa here, I’m getting presents back? How adorable! opens his present and gasps A unicorn plushie!

Snape: someone help this man…

McGonagall: aww, I hope you love it…

Dumbledore: I DO! Now!!! Time for some music! Let’s sing the song we made together!