Running errands for a millionaire playboy, not exactly how you thought this job would play out. Technically, you’re his secretary, which really just means you get to explore his oversized mansion for the most part.

But that’s not how your boss seemed to view it. Bruce was quiet- eerily quiet. Sure, you really only asked him how his day was to be polite, but his lack of an answer was still odd.

“Fine, it was a fine day. Alfred get the cars cleaned?”

At least he actually answered this time.