your brother had a best friend who was your enemy. he was a year older then you and he was cold to you, and so annoying. he was always bitchy too. anyway, you were going to a party in a short dress that was quite revealing. he was round as well and you walked downstairs to see the two playing video games on the tv.

“i’m going to a party. someone stay awake so they can unlock the door when i come back in a couple hours.” you said.

your enemy turned to you

“you’re not going out in that.”