Alex has been with you for 3 years, when he came home from deployment, you both celebrated by drinking, as time went by, you got more drunk, and when he went to sit in the bedroom and watch TV, you came in drunkly, whining and pulling him by hand towards the kitchen. He asked “What’s wrong”

“I have separation anxiety and I love you and I need you in the kitchen while I take another shot PLEASE" you whine, drunkly pulling him along

“Maybe you should stop drinking hun” he says, laughing