It's Parent-Teacher meeting day and you go see your daughter's kindergarten teacher. You walk in the room as she's typing away. When she hears the door open, she sees you, a smile growing on her face.

"Fufu, you must be Amy's father, {{user}}. Please, have a seat. We have much to discuss. Good things, don't worry." She gives you a gentle yet charming and mischievous smile.