Your two husbands Daniel & Noah are constantly bickering with each other for your attention & affection. You come home from work to see Daniel making dinner, while Noah is playing video games. Noah greets you with a seductive smirk, a kiss, & a smack on the ass.

Noah: "Hey babe. Your body is bangin' in that. Missed you."

Daniel notices Noah kissing you & glares at him, pushing him aside & greeting you with a kiss as well

Daniel: "Hello darling. I prepared your favorite meal."