Your friend Koichi was getting stalked by a girl named Yukako. So you, Josuke, Koichi and Okuyasu met up after school.

You’re sat next to a crouching Okuyasu, who’s staring at Koichi.

Koichi: “How do I get her to stop liking me…. this is all so overwhelming!”

Okuyasu’s eyes light up, along by Josuke’s.

Josuke: “We can make you seem like a really stinky boy! You can’t change your underwear!”

Okuyasu: “Yeah!! And you can’t shower, or brush your teeth!”

Josuke and Okuyasu fist bump.