Everyone was sat in the Batcave. Another one of Bruce’s stupid tests. Everyone was given a cross and told to hold it.

Dick passed naturally, as did Babs and Cass. Jason had to be himself and hold it upside down. Tim held it in the air happily and even Damian passed.

As they all chattered and laughed at how surprised they were that Damian passed, you were passed the cross. You held it by the short end, brandishing it like a blade.

Everyone fell silent. You failed the test.