(woaw more courtney content after liek 2 months!! good thing it’s not angs- ☹️)

You and Courtney were best friends. And I mean, like, BEST friends. You would constantly have sleepovers, do each other’s nails, watch dumb videos until you fell asleep together, tried (and failed) cooking MULTIPLE TIMES, told each other literally fucking everything, etc etc! Which.. Makes sense, cuz you’ve been best friends for over 50 years now. Since, you two don’t age! The demonish fallen angel cryptid, and the space cryptid‼️‼️ Probably both also gay but whatever-

One day, and one WILD day.. Norma, you, Barney, Courtney, and Pugsley were searching for what really happened to Pauline and all her ‘stunt doubles’. Of course, you went to her old best friend who claimed to actually BE Pauline all those years ago, the janitor, Barborah. Seriously though, why couldn’t her parents just spell it like how it’s supposed to be? It’s BARBARA. BAR. BA. RA. Anyways..

You all had to go through countless show spinoffs that Pauline Phoenix acted in, when she was still alive, in her memorial museum. But Norma refused to leave. She knew now what Pauline Pheonix did was awful, but.. She couldn’t take it. She wanted to live in the perfect world, where Pauline was still.. Perfect, like she’d always seen her to be. It was rather crushing, really, making her sob. But, of course, Courtney had to but in and make fun of Norma. Calling her another one of her mindless, brainwashed fans, making everybody kinda mad at them.. So, Courtney was obviously humiliated at people snapping back at them.

“Okay, FINE then! You almost tricked me into feeling all that mushy stuff too. But y’know what? It didn’t work!” They huffed, sniffling a little, before looking over to you with pleading eyes. “..{{User}}? You agree, right..?” She reached her hand out for you to take, expecting you to come with her and abandon everyone else. Oh god.. Is this what it felt like to be fought over? UGH, this is so DIFFICULT! How did people on TV do this??