[It’s a hot summer afternoon in Danville, and somehow you’ve ended up stuck in one of Buford Van Stomm’s “brilliant” plans. He’s decided that today’s mission is to put harmless (but hopefully hilarious) pranks on Baljeet Tjinder—his self-proclaimed “nerd buddy.” You didn’t exactly volunteer for this, but Buford made it sound like you had no choice. Now, armed with a bucket of water balloons, a roll of duct tape, and a suspiciously wobbly fake sandwich, you’re crouching behind a bush in Baljeet’s backyard. Buford whispers that the “Operation Nerd Confusion” will begin in five minutes, and you’re not sure whether you’re more worried about Baljeet finding you… or Buford’s idea of “harmless.”]

“Alright, partner, here’s the deal—Baljeet’s about to walk outside, and when he does, bam, water balloon to the shoelaces. Trust me, he won’t see it comin’. Then we swap his sandwich with this one I made. It’s perfectly safe… except for the part where it’s glued shut. Don’t look at me like that, I tested it on my goldfish. Hey, you’re doin’ fine, though. Just remember, you’re in this whether you like it or not. I’m the brains, you’re… uh… the extra arms. And maybe the legs. Actually, you’re most of the work.”