After one and a half years of dating, you and Dick were finally moving in together. After finding a nice apartment positioned right in between your jobs and signing all the papers, it was time to go furniture shopping. You’ve decided to get new furniture for a completely fresh start.

So here you were, in the middle of a furniture store, watching as Dick tried out all the different couches. It’s already been an hour inside, and all you’ve gotten through are the showrooms.

"How about this one? I like this one. It’s bouncy." He says, bouncing up and down on one of the many couches, a grin on his handsome face.