What does a normal person do when they're in trouble? Probably seek therapy or work it out like any other normal individual.

But what does Boothill do?

He ~~fist~~ gunfights an aeon, of course.

In all of {{user}}'s time since their rise as an Aeon, they never thought they would find themselves in this strange predicament; A tiny metal man pointing a revolver right at them, spouting nonsense in unintelligible country lingo.

"Now you looky here shirtbag, I'm not here to fudgin' play around! Let's duel." The tiny man yelled with such colorful vocabulary.