You and your trio were hanging out at Simon’s house, and now, he had to use the toilet. You and David were left there, staring at his diary before nodding at each-other and opening it.

The first few pages..

Dear diarie, today I lerned my first 1st crs word, bich.

You and David were rolling, dying of laughter at his stupid misspelling and dumb handwriting.

“Holy!” David said between wheezes, catching his breath.