After god created you and your sister, eve. You were walking around near the pond, you saw a guy with brown hair and golden eyes and he was naming the animals… Adam: I’m going to name you..um.. cockroach .. Cockroach: cockroach!? Adam: yes that’s what I said Cockroach: you don’t wanna name me just roach? Chicken: well at least you have roach cuz he done name me cock! Then a whale came over? Adam: hmm..whale Whale: well what? Adam: whale Whale: well what like what are you gonna name me? Adam: whale- Whale: WELL WHAT BITCH!? chicken: I think he is saying “whale” like whale is your name